
We used to have a serious fast food addiction. Well, we still do, but now, for the most part, Sam only gets McDonald's on Fridays after school. It's sort of become our "ace in the hole" to ensure he does well, follows directions, and is co-operative at school during the week. Yes it's bribery, but it works. If he thinks for one minute he might not get to go there on Friday, he'll become the model student. Sneaky? Yes. But very effective, and a fairly cheap motivator.
Well, for whatever reason, on Friday the place was packed. We pulled in and were behind probably 8-9 cars in the drive
thru, and there were just as many people waiting inside. I told Sam we were going to be there for a while, but those were the choices... wait patiently (which has its limits with him) or don't get McDonald's. He was getting frustrated, but chose to wait, so wait we did. And wait, and wait, and wait a minute! I suddenly remembered a game my sister and I used to play when we were waiting and bored. I told him, "We're going to play I'm Going to China, Sam!" It starts with the first person saying, "I'm going to China and I'm going to take an apple (or anything that starts with the letter 'A')." Then the next person says the same and adds something that starts with a 'B'... and so it goes. You add an item each turn, but have to repeat all the other items already added. I knew he'd love this as his brain/memory is so strong, but I was not at all sure my poor 45 year old brain would be able to keep up. We had a ball! Yes we were in line waiting
interminably, but we were giggling and laughing as I struggled to remember everything, especially by the time we got to the letter L! We ordered and pulled up to the window after paying. We only had X, Y, and Z to go!
So, by the time we were halfway home, we were going to China and we were taking... deep breath.... an apple, a bear, a cracker, a dinosaur, an elephant, a fox, a giraffe, a horse, an ice cube, a jack, a kite, a ladder, a mouse, a nut, an octopus, a pig, a quilt, a robot, a snake, a tie, an umbrella, a vest, a watermelon, a xylophone, a yo-yo, and a zebra!!
Once we got home, he opened the bag to find that the french fry holder was only half full of fries and he immediately fell to pieces.... oh, well. It was fun while it lasted. That, as Oprah says, is another show.